A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 years olds. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun kicking a ball.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
“You ok?” She says.
‘Yes’. He says.
You can go play with other kids you know’ she says. ‘
its best i stay here.’ He says.
‘Why’s that sweetie?’ Says the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says, “Because i’m the Goalie!”
